Bueno taringeros, desde la mañana les quise dejar esto pero se cayo la pagina al parecer, asi que ahora si sin mas preambulos les dejo unos acronimos en ingles
tengan un buen fin de semana
PD algunos acronimos estan en ingles espero les agraden
BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVY: Can Hear Every Valve Yell, Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
DODGE: Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FORD: Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
HOLDEN: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along, My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
ADD: Americans For Donald Duck
BADD: Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
BITE: Beer In The Evening
CAPER: Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality
DUH: Don't Understand, Huh?
The next group of acronyms is intriguing. They are all countries:
CHINA: Come Home I Need Affection
ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
FRANCE: Friendships Remain And Never Can End
HOLLAND: Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
INDIA: Indians Never Delay In Anything
ITALY: I Trust And Love You
NEPAL: Never Ever Part As Lovers
ABITHAD: Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor
FFFF: Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent
FF or FFY: Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything
GOMER: Get Out of My Emergency Room
SALT: Same As Last Time
TEETH: Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy
TEON: Two Eyes One Nose
TMB: Too Many Birthdays
TTGA: Told To Go Away
y para los Geeks
IBM – Intercourse Beats Masturbation (La penetración le gana a la masturbación).
ORACLE – One Rich Arshole Called Larry Ellison ( Un c***** rico llamado Larry Ellison).
GOOGLE – Giving Opinions & Options Generously Linked Everywhere (Dando opiniones y opciones generosamente enlazadas en otros lados).
MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (Los clientes más inteligentes se dan cuenta que nuestro software solo engaña a los adolescentes).
APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity (La arrogancia produce ganancias pero pierde la identidad).
YAHOO – Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer (Solo otro organizador en lineas de hipertexto).
WINDOWS – Work Is Never Done On a Windows System (El trabajo nunca se hace en un sistema bajo Windows).
SONY - Soon Only Not Yet – (Pronto, pero nada aún).
EBAY – Electronic Bid Against Yourself (Oferta electrónica en contra de usted mismo).
iPHONE – I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence (Prefiero la elegancia sobre la excelencia en las redes).
iPOD – Interesting Piece Of Digitology (Pieza interesante de Digitología).
TWITTER – Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading (Pensamientos que creo solo ellos difrutan leyendo).
MSN – More Suckers Needed (Más mama****** se necesitan).
IE – Internet Exploder (Internet para explotarlo).
WWW – What Women Wear (Lo que llevan las mujeres).
HTTP – Hideously Terrible Typist Problem (Problema mecanógrafo horriblemente escondido).
JAVA – Just Another Virus Attack (Solo otro ataque de virus).
HTML – Hard To Make Love (Difícil hacer el amor).
PHP – People Hate Perl (La gente odia Perl)
PDF - Pigs Do Fly (Los chanchos , sí vuelan).
Agradecer no cuesta nada y tampoco dar algunos puntos :p
http://geeksroom.com/2010/06/20-divertidos-acronimos-solo-para-geeks/22984#ixzz1CNhVJwyl
http://www.yourdictionary.com/grammar/abbreviations/funny-acronyms.html
tengan un buen fin de semana
PD algunos acronimos estan en ingles espero les agraden
BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVY: Can Hear Every Valve Yell, Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
DODGE: Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FORD: Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
HOLDEN: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along, My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
ADD: Americans For Donald Duck
BADD: Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
BITE: Beer In The Evening
CAPER: Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality
DUH: Don't Understand, Huh?
The next group of acronyms is intriguing. They are all countries:
CHINA: Come Home I Need Affection
ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days
FRANCE: Friendships Remain And Never Can End
HOLLAND: Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
INDIA: Indians Never Delay In Anything
ITALY: I Trust And Love You
NEPAL: Never Ever Part As Lovers
ABITHAD: Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor
FFFF: Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent
FF or FFY: Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything
GOMER: Get Out of My Emergency Room
SALT: Same As Last Time
TEETH: Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy
TEON: Two Eyes One Nose
TMB: Too Many Birthdays
TTGA: Told To Go Away
y para los Geeks
IBM – Intercourse Beats Masturbation (La penetración le gana a la masturbación).
ORACLE – One Rich Arshole Called Larry Ellison ( Un c***** rico llamado Larry Ellison).
GOOGLE – Giving Opinions & Options Generously Linked Everywhere (Dando opiniones y opciones generosamente enlazadas en otros lados).
MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (Los clientes más inteligentes se dan cuenta que nuestro software solo engaña a los adolescentes).
APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity (La arrogancia produce ganancias pero pierde la identidad).
YAHOO – Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer (Solo otro organizador en lineas de hipertexto).
WINDOWS – Work Is Never Done On a Windows System (El trabajo nunca se hace en un sistema bajo Windows).
SONY - Soon Only Not Yet – (Pronto, pero nada aún).
EBAY – Electronic Bid Against Yourself (Oferta electrónica en contra de usted mismo).
iPHONE – I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence (Prefiero la elegancia sobre la excelencia en las redes).
iPOD – Interesting Piece Of Digitology (Pieza interesante de Digitología).
TWITTER – Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading (Pensamientos que creo solo ellos difrutan leyendo).
MSN – More Suckers Needed (Más mama****** se necesitan).
IE – Internet Exploder (Internet para explotarlo).
WWW – What Women Wear (Lo que llevan las mujeres).
HTTP – Hideously Terrible Typist Problem (Problema mecanógrafo horriblemente escondido).
JAVA – Just Another Virus Attack (Solo otro ataque de virus).
HTML – Hard To Make Love (Difícil hacer el amor).
PHP – People Hate Perl (La gente odia Perl)
PDF - Pigs Do Fly (Los chanchos , sí vuelan).
Agradecer no cuesta nada y tampoco dar algunos puntos :p
http://geeksroom.com/2010/06/20-divertidos-acronimos-solo-para-geeks/22984#ixzz1CNhVJwyl
http://www.yourdictionary.com/grammar/abbreviations/funny-acronyms.html