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Bueno taringeros, desde la mañana les quise dejar esto pero se cayo la pagina al parecer, asi que ahora si sin mas preambulos les dejo unos acronimos en ingles tengan un buen fin de semana PD algunos acronimos estan en ingles espero les agraden BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer CHEVY: Can Hear Every Valve Yell, Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet DODGE: Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires FORD: Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead, Fatally Obese Redneck Driver HOLDEN: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along, My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ADD: Americans For Donald Duck BADD: Bikers Against Dumb Drivers BITE: Beer In The Evening CAPER: Conspiracy Against Professors Evading Reality DUH: Don't Understand, Huh? The next group of acronyms is intriguing. They are all countries: CHINA: Come Home I Need Affection ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days FRANCE: Friendships Remain And Never Can End HOLLAND: Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies INDIA: Indians Never Delay In Anything ITALY: I Trust And Love You NEPAL: Never Ever Part As Lovers ABITHAD: Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor FFFF: Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent FF or FFY: Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything GOMER: Get Out of My Emergency Room SALT: Same As Last Time TEETH: Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy TEON: Two Eyes One Nose TMB: Too Many Birthdays TTGA: Told To Go Away y para los Geeks IBM – Intercourse Beats Masturbation (La penetración le gana a la masturbación). ORACLE – One Rich Arshole Called Larry Ellison ( Un c***** rico llamado Larry Ellison). GOOGLE – Giving Opinions & Options Generously Linked Everywhere (Dando opiniones y opciones generosamente enlazadas en otros lados). MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (Los clientes más inteligentes se dan cuenta que nuestro software solo engaña a los adolescentes). APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity (La arrogancia produce ganancias pero pierde la identidad). YAHOO – Yet Another Hypertext Online Organizer (Solo otro organizador en lineas de hipertexto). WINDOWS – Work Is Never Done On a Windows System (El trabajo nunca se hace en un sistema bajo Windows). SONY - Soon Only Not Yet – (Pronto, pero nada aún). EBAY – Electronic Bid Against Yourself (Oferta electrónica en contra de usted mismo). iPHONE – I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence (Prefiero la elegancia sobre la excelencia en las redes). iPOD – Interesting Piece Of Digitology (Pieza interesante de Digitología). TWITTER – Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading (Pensamientos que creo solo ellos difrutan leyendo). MSN – More Suckers Needed (Más mama****** se necesitan). IE – Internet Exploder (Internet para explotarlo). WWW – What Women Wear (Lo que llevan las mujeres). HTTP – Hideously Terrible Typist Problem (Problema mecanógrafo horriblemente escondido). JAVA – Just Another Virus Attack (Solo otro ataque de virus). HTML – Hard To Make Love (Difícil hacer el amor). PHP – People Hate Perl (La gente odia Perl) PDF - Pigs Do Fly (Los chanchos , sí vuelan). Agradecer no cuesta nada y tampoco dar algunos puntos :p http://geeksroom.com/2010/06/20-divertidos-acronimos-solo-para-geeks/22984#ixzz1CNhVJwyl http://www.yourdictionary.com/grammar/abbreviations/funny-acronyms.html