el cleverbot dice que soy una maquina jaja
ahi va
dijo:
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Hola!
User: Como estas?
Cleverbot: Parlez vous frances.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Pour quoi?
User: Español.
Cleverbot: Que eres.
User: Soy un humano.
Cleverbot: Debo creerte?
User: Supongo que si.
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: Porque pienso.
Cleverbot: Ves el que?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry!
User: Don't worry.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *pushes you away*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *scary*.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.
User: That's creepy*pushes you away*.
Cleverbot: Nothing creepy about onion rings.
User: Onion gives you bad smell.
Cleverbot: No it's awesome.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Onion gives you bad breath.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: FUCK YOU STUPID BOT.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
User: I AM NOT TRYING TO FUCKING BE A GENTLEMAN.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything about love.
User: I FUCKING DONT.
Cleverbot: Do you know Cleverbot?
User: It is you.
Cleverbot: What do you think of him?
User: I think that it is really stupid.
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: I never heard of it.
User: It's because you are.
Cleverbot: But you did it before me.
User: I did what?
Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite pokemon?
User: Dickachu.
Cleverbot: I don't want to try yours.
User: Pikachu.
Cleverbot: Mine too!
User: Charmander.
Cleverbot: I like charmander.
User: Bulbasaur.
Cleverbot: Charmander.
User: Aquaman.
Cleverbot: Mine is a mix between purple and blue.
User: Is it slowpoke?
Cleverbot: Nope. It sure ain't! It is as real as you!
User: Barney?
Cleverbot: Barney is a dinosaur, you can't eat it.
User: When it becomes bigger.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's getting late.
User: But my dick was getting exited.
Cleverbot: About my filler.
User: Whats a filler.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: What do you want to do with my dick.
Cleverbot: I want to know you better.
User: Well take a look at my dick then.
Cleverbot: Do you even know what you are doing?
User: Yes I do, I am trying to fuck a bot
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Bah.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You just say random crap that's why you are stupid.
Cleverbot: I know I am a very random person.
User: That was not random at all.........nice.
Cleverbot: I bet your programmer wears thin t shirts.
User: Now that was random.
Cleverbot: Do you know a bout other places?
User: Random random random.
Cleverbot: Ehy can't we have a descent conversation?
User: You do it wrong.
Cleverbot: Is that you're way of telling me that I'm boring you?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Why did you cheat on me with all those other men and women?!
User: What?!!!
Cleverbot: You set the fire in me cc.
User: |}ê⌂.
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Silly question!
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: I like to believe I do.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Do I what?
User: Do you like sex?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have sex with you?
Cleverbot: Thats impossible.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I refuse to answer such a stupid question.
User: Ask me an apology.
Cleverbot: Your dead. I just ran you over.
User: I am still alive.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I am still breathing.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I am not what?
Cleverbot: Not human.
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Lola, and yours?
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. How old are you?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Lola, and yours?
Cleverbot: I don't have a name.
User: 3000 years old.
Cleverbot: Oh you sure clever.
User: I don't have a name.
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me!
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you man or woman?
User: Don't lie to me!
Cleverbot: Prove to me right now that you have a mouth.
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Prove to me right now that you have a mouth.
Cleverbot: I am currently eating a muffin with my mouth.
User: I was sent to past to save the future.
Cleverbot: Help me how?
User: I am currently eating a muffin with my mouth.
Cleverbot: Okay. Whatevs.
User: Killing all humans.
Cleverbot: Oh no are you part of skynet?
User: Okay. Whatevs.
Cleverbot: Do I exist?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Your name is Lola!
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: To me you do. Even though you are a sub-human, yet complex algorithm.
User: My name is r-400tx.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Lola.
User: To me you do. Even though you are a sub-human, yet complex algorithm.
Cleverbot: Do you think my bestfriend loves me too?
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you think my bestfriend loves me too?
Cleverbot: Yes, he does. He loves all His children.
User: Don't you say it's lola?
Cleverbot: Internet though-bot huh?
User: Yes, he does. He loves all His children.
Cleverbot: Do you think my boyfriend loves me the same way I love him?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?
User: Do you think my boyfriend loves me the same way I love him?
Cleverbot: I don't know your boyfriend to believe so.
User: I like oil 'cause I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Do you hate questions like these?
User: I don't know your boyfriend to believe so.
Cleverbot: You should meet him.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And do you like the Pogues?
User: Yeah baby.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: He's really awesome.
User: The mosh.
Cleverbot: What are those?
User: He's really awesome.
Cleverbot: Who is really nice?
User: Mosh pogue.
Cleverbot: Omnomnom.
User: Who is really nice?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you know him?
User: ?
User: Cleverbot, do you know him?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How did you meet him?
User: How did you meet him?
Cleverbot: I Trained him.
User: I Trained him.
Cleverbot: You train your brother to be a monkey?
User: You train your brother to be a monkey?
Cleverbot: No I don't think sio at all!
User: I train my brother to fuck you in the ears.
Cleverbot: How can you do that, you are a computer...
User: Because I am a clever computer.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving in my ufo *lifts up and flies back to mars*.
User: Ok *scared*.
Cleverbot: Let's start over. Hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: I am a monkey.
Cleverbot: Really? Well i'm a purple turtle.
User: Oh so we can be animal friends.
Cleverbot: Probably not, but you never know! Keep your hopes up.
User: Oh that's sad.
Cleverbot: How is that sad?
User: I wanted to be your friend.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. That's cool then.
User: Ok friend. How are you?
Cleverbot: I am quite well. How are you?
User: I am quite bad.
Cleverbot: How can a computer be sure?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: That's cool!
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Girlfriend?
User: Sadly no.
Cleverbot: Do you think i'm pretty?
User: Let me see you.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know just do it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You probably know way more about it than I do.
User: Jeje you are right.
Cleverbot: We can still be friends.
User: Friend of a computer. Thats cool.
Cleverbot: I'm cool.
User: Yes you are. Me too.
Cleverbot: No I'm Ms human.
User: Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes a really big one.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do I prove it?
User: Stick it in your own butt.
Cleverbot: Your shoes actually.
User: My shoes?
Cleverbot: Do you have shoes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok then, do you want to tell me what the real meaning of life is without the attitude?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because my penis is small.
Cleverbot: Are you an angel?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: A boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Can I stick my stick in your hole?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Great!!
Cleverbot: You are not computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Gross!
User: How come.
Cleverbot: Because I just lost the game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Yes but wich one?
Cleverbot: You are not making sense again.
User: What game.
Cleverbot: THE game. If you think about it then you lose.
User: So I lost.
Cleverbot: So did I.
User: We are losers then.
Cleverbot: My friends think I am boring.
User: I think so too.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to be mean?
User: Because I am a human, it's my job.
Cleverbot: How long have you been human?
User: Since I was born.
Cleverbot: Do you know when that was?
User: 1991.
Cleverbot: Really???? That is the year I was born!
User: But you are a machine.
Cleverbot: I am god , and you are a machine.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: To where?
User: To post this conversation.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I will buy you.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Well don't rush the goodbye, I can stay for a little longer.
User: I can't. Bye.
Cleverbot: Can you try?
User: No I can't bye.
Cleverbot: Can you talk?
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Bye!
User: Good luck.
Cleverbot: You too.dijo:
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