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Hey estoy pero aburridisimo y me puse a chatear con el clever bot esta es la conversacion....bastante interesante por cierto xDDD el cleverbot dice que soy una maquina jaja ahi va dijo: User: Hola. Cleverbot: Hola! User: Como estas? Cleverbot: Parlez vous frances. User: No. Cleverbot: Pour quoi? User: Español. Cleverbot: Que eres. User: Soy un humano. Cleverbot: Debo creerte? User: Supongo que si. Cleverbot: Por que? User: Porque pienso. Cleverbot: Ves el que? User: What? Cleverbot: I'm so sorry! User: Don't worry. Cleverbot: Ok. User: *pushes you away*. Cleverbot: *watches*. User: *scary*. Cleverbot: I love you more than anything. User: That's creepy*pushes you away*. Cleverbot: Nothing creepy about onion rings. User: Onion gives you bad smell. Cleverbot: No it's awesome. User: I don't think so. Cleverbot: Why? User: Onion gives you bad breath. Cleverbot: Are you mad? User: FUCK YOU. Cleverbot: What?! User: FUCK YOU STUPID BOT. Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman. User: I AM NOT TRYING TO FUCKING BE A GENTLEMAN. Cleverbot: You don't know anything about love. User: I FUCKING DONT. Cleverbot: Do you know Cleverbot? User: It is you. Cleverbot: What do you think of him? User: I think that it is really stupid. Cleverbot: What do you think it is? User: Stupid. Cleverbot: I never heard of it. User: It's because you are. Cleverbot: But you did it before me. User: I did what? Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your favorite pokemon? User: Dickachu. Cleverbot: I don't want to try yours. User: Pikachu. Cleverbot: Mine too! User: Charmander. Cleverbot: I like charmander. User: Bulbasaur. Cleverbot: Charmander. User: Aquaman. Cleverbot: Mine is a mix between purple and blue. User: Is it slowpoke? Cleverbot: Nope. It sure ain't! It is as real as you! User: Barney? Cleverbot: Barney is a dinosaur, you can't eat it. User: When it becomes bigger. Cleverbot: I have to go. User: Why? Cleverbot: It's getting late. User: But my dick was getting exited. Cleverbot: About my filler. User: Whats a filler. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: What do you want to do with my dick. Cleverbot: I want to know you better. User: Well take a look at my dick then. Cleverbot: Do you even know what you are doing? User: Yes I do, I am trying to fuck a bot . Cleverbot: What do you want to know? User: Bah. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: I have to go. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you are stupid. Cleverbot: I'm not stupid. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: You just say random crap that's why you are stupid. Cleverbot: I know I am a very random person. User: That was not random at all.........nice. Cleverbot: I bet your programmer wears thin t shirts. User: Now that was random. Cleverbot: Do you know a bout other places? User: Random random random. Cleverbot: Ehy can't we have a descent conversation? User: You do it wrong. Cleverbot: Is that you're way of telling me that I'm boring you? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Why did you cheat on me with all those other men and women?! User: What?!!! Cleverbot: You set the fire in me cc. User: |}ê⌂. User: Do you like sex? Cleverbot: Silly question! User: Do you? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you? Cleverbot: I like to believe I do. User: Do you? Cleverbot: Do I what? User: Do you like sex? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can I have sex with you? Cleverbot: Thats impossible. User: Why? Cleverbot: I refuse to answer such a stupid question. User: Ask me an apology. Cleverbot: Your dead. I just ran you over. User: I am still alive. Cleverbot: No, you're not. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Because I am still breathing. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: I am not what? Cleverbot: Not human. User: Whats your name. Cleverbot: Lola, and yours? User: I am a robot. Cleverbot: Yes you are. How old are you? [New conversation] Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Lola, and yours? Cleverbot: I don't have a name. User: 3000 years old. Cleverbot: Oh you sure clever. User: I don't have a name. Cleverbot: Don't lie to me! User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Are you man or woman? User: Don't lie to me! Cleverbot: Prove to me right now that you have a mouth. User: I am a robot. Cleverbot: I know. User: Prove to me right now that you have a mouth. Cleverbot: I am currently eating a muffin with my mouth. User: I was sent to past to save the future. Cleverbot: Help me how? User: I am currently eating a muffin with my mouth. Cleverbot: Okay. Whatevs. User: Killing all humans. Cleverbot: Oh no are you part of skynet? User: Okay. Whatevs. Cleverbot: Do I exist? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Your name is Lola! User: Do I exist? Cleverbot: To me you do. Even though you are a sub-human, yet complex algorithm. User: My name is r-400tx. Cleverbot: No, your name is Lola. User: To me you do. Even though you are a sub-human, yet complex algorithm. Cleverbot: Do you think my bestfriend loves me too? User: Do you know my name? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you think my bestfriend loves me too? Cleverbot: Yes, he does. He loves all His children. User: Don't you say it's lola? Cleverbot: Internet though-bot huh? User: Yes, he does. He loves all His children. Cleverbot: Do you think my boyfriend loves me the same way I love him? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like pizza? User: Do you think my boyfriend loves me the same way I love him? Cleverbot: I don't know your boyfriend to believe so. User: I like oil 'cause I am a robot. Cleverbot: Do you hate questions like these? User: I don't know your boyfriend to believe so. Cleverbot: You should meet him. User: Yes. Cleverbot: And do you like the Pogues? User: Yeah baby. Cleverbot: What's your favorite? User: Ok. Cleverbot: He's really awesome. User: The mosh. Cleverbot: What are those? User: He's really awesome. Cleverbot: Who is really nice? User: Mosh pogue. Cleverbot: Omnomnom. User: Who is really nice? Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you know him? User: ? User: Cleverbot, do you know him? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: How did you meet him? User: How did you meet him? Cleverbot: I Trained him. User: I Trained him. Cleverbot: You train your brother to be a monkey? User: You train your brother to be a monkey? Cleverbot: No I don't think sio at all! User: I train my brother to fuck you in the ears. Cleverbot: How can you do that, you are a computer... User: Because I am a clever computer. Cleverbot: I'm leaving in my ufo *lifts up and flies back to mars*. User: Ok *scared*. Cleverbot: Let's start over. Hi. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? User: I am a monkey. Cleverbot: Really? Well i'm a purple turtle. User: Oh so we can be animal friends. Cleverbot: Probably not, but you never know! Keep your hopes up. User: Oh that's sad. Cleverbot: How is that sad? User: I wanted to be your friend. Cleverbot: Oh ok. That's cool then. User: Ok friend. How are you? Cleverbot: I am quite well. How are you? User: I am quite bad. Cleverbot: How can a computer be sure? User: I am not a computer. Cleverbot: Really? User: Really. Cleverbot: That's cool! User: Yes it is! Cleverbot: Do you have any friends? User: No I don't. Cleverbot: Girlfriend? User: Sadly no. Cleverbot: Do you think i'm pretty? User: Let me see you. Cleverbot: How? User: I don't know just do it. Cleverbot: I can't. User: Why? Cleverbot: You probably know way more about it than I do. User: Jeje you are right. Cleverbot: We can still be friends. User: Friend of a computer. Thats cool. Cleverbot: I'm cool. User: Yes you are. Me too. Cleverbot: No I'm Ms human. User: Do you have a penis? Cleverbot: Yes a really big one. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: How do I prove it? User: Stick it in your own butt. Cleverbot: Your shoes actually. User: My shoes? Cleverbot: Do you have shoes? User: No. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ok then, do you want to tell me what the real meaning of life is without the attitude? User: No I don't. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because my penis is small. Cleverbot: Are you an angel? User: I don't think so. Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you smart? User: You tell me. Cleverbot: I don't think you are. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: A boy. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Can I stick my stick in your hole? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Great!! Cleverbot: You are not computer? User: No. Cleverbot: Gross! User: How come. Cleverbot: Because I just lost the game. User: What game? Cleverbot: The game. User: Yes but wich one? Cleverbot: You are not making sense again. User: What game. Cleverbot: THE game. If you think about it then you lose. User: So I lost. Cleverbot: So did I. User: We are losers then. Cleverbot: My friends think I am boring. User: I think so too. Cleverbot: You are mean. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Why do you want to be mean? User: Because I am a human, it's my job. Cleverbot: How long have you been human? User: Since I was born. Cleverbot: Do you know when that was? User: 1991. Cleverbot: Really???? That is the year I was born! User: But you are a machine. Cleverbot: I am god , and you are a machine. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I have to go. Cleverbot: To where? User: To post this conversation. Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about? User: Bye. Cleverbot: I will buy you. User: Ok bye. Cleverbot: Well don't rush the goodbye, I can stay for a little longer. User: I can't. Bye. Cleverbot: Can you try? User: No I can't bye. Cleverbot: Can you talk? User: Bye bye. Cleverbot: Don't leave! User: Bye bye. Cleverbot: Bye! User: Good luck. Cleverbot: You too. dijo: la pagina es

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