Conversacion Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: I WISH I WAS AN DIXIE
You: OLAY
You: OLAY
You: I WISH I WAN AN DIXIE!
Stranger: i dont get it.
You: im sayin ramdom
You: things
Stranger: because
You: to see how people react
Stranger: you have nothing better
Stranger: to do in your life
You: yes
Stranger: that must suck
You: and is 1 in the morning
Stranger: i prefer going online
Stranger: when im bored
You: and i beat GTA IV
Stranger: and finding cute guys
Stranger: to cyber with
Stranger: thats what i love to do
You: O:
Stranger: when im bored
You: that nice
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whats gtfiv
You: Grand threft auto IV
Stranger: is that a store
You: kick ass game
Stranger: i never been there before
Stranger: cheap prices?
Stranger: like marcs?
You: yes
You: BUY
You: BUY
You: BUY
You: they sell horses and stuff
Stranger: oh its a game
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: i like games
Stranger: wanna play a game?
You: go on
You: im bored anyway
Stranger: alright
Stranger: heres how it works
Stranger: you are a hot boy.
You: lol
Stranger: and you do sexual things to me.
Stranger: k go!
You: lolx2
Stranger:
You: COMBO BREAKER!
You: mmm...
You: hi miss hotass
Stranger: huh i dont get it
Stranger: did u mean condum breaker?
Stranger: hehe thats okay
You: XD
You: jhahah
Stranger: we dont need a condum anyways
You: O:
You: i have a vasectomy (?)
You: so...
Stranger: whats a vasectomy
Stranger: is that a kind of book
You: na
Stranger: it sounds really intellectual
You: i dont know the name in english
Stranger: i like intellectual guys <3
You: m...
Stranger: especcially sarcastic ones
Stranger: with 6 packs of course hehe
Stranger: okay so
Stranger: what are you gonna do to me
You: fisrt im gonna grab a cake
You: then
Stranger: oo a cake
Stranger: i want some!
Stranger: share share share
You: im gonn...
Stranger: what kinda cake is it?
You: mmm....
You: chocolate
You: nice choise
Stranger: omg chocolate <3_<3
Stranger: can i have a biteee
Stranger: D:
You: !
You: YES EAT MY CAKE BIATCH!
You: lol
Stranger: kk
Stranger: just pull your pants down
Stranger: and stick ur toy in there
You: XD
You: hahah
You: i dont like cyber
Stranger: and i'll eat it all up
Stranger: ;D
You: XDD
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: i prefer real too
Stranger: but im stuck at home tonight
Stranger: it sucks >:
Stranger: parents took my car
You: O:
You: thats a shame
You: buy a helicopter
Stranger: omg thatd be so cool
You: or an air ballon
Stranger: if i had a helicopter!
Stranger: air ballooons are so slow
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: no
You: haha
Stranger: helicopter
You: helicopter
Stranger: goes chopc hopchop and i can fly
Stranger: all over the place
You: XD
Stranger: like into your bedroom
Stranger: then i can rape you
Stranger: ;D
You: O:
You: that will be nice
You: wait...
You: what
You: ?!
Stranger: inorite
Stranger: helicopters are so cool
You: welll
You: im going to kill my sell
You: goodbye
Stranger: kk
You: BOOM HEADSHOT!
Stranger: awww
Stranger: thatd suck
Stranger: dont do it
Stranger: i read that wrong
Stranger: i didnt mean kk
Stranger: dont kill yourself
Stranger: ):
You: OMFG THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: why would u wanna do that?
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: im so sad
Stranger: and i dont even wanna do it
Stranger: D:
You: WTF! I SEE THE LIGHT!
You: D:
Stranger: OMG DONT GO THERE.
You: this is the end
Stranger: hehe nerds are so sexy! <3
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: MARRY ME.
You: myu only friend the end
Stranger: huh?
You: XD
You: a song
Stranger: myu only friend?
Stranger: howd u know my name was myu
Stranger: i dont think i told you that...
You: IM A PHISC
You: AND IM...
You: GOD!
You: O:
You: well myu
You: if that is youe real name
You: tyrone
You: ill better go
Stranger: kk bye dont kill yourself!
You: ill try
You have disconnected.

Si ya se que es terrible crap, pero es para que se rian, un poco de humor... por favor