Gadorcha33

bueno entre acá: http://www.explosm.net para ver a cyanide & happiness y vi esto y decidí traducir porque no todo el mundo habla ingles Comentar es agradecer

Una conversacion "normal" en omegle You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl You: I WISH I WAS AN DIXIE You: OLAY You: OLAY You: I WISH I WAN AN DIXIE! Stranger: i dont get it. You: im sayin ramdom You: things Stranger: because You: to see how people react Stranger: you have nothing better Stranger: to do in your life You: yes Stranger: that must suck You: and is 1 in the morning Stranger: i prefer going online Stranger: when im bored You: and i beat GTA IV Stranger: and finding cute guys Stranger: to cyber with Stranger: thats what i love to do You: O: Stranger: when im bored You: that nice Stranger: yeah Stranger: whats gtfiv You: Grand threft auto IV Stranger: is that a store You: kick ass game Stranger: i never been there before Stranger: cheap prices? Stranger: like marcs? You: yes You: BUY You: BUY You: BUY You: they sell horses and stuff Stranger: oh its a game Stranger: lol Stranger: nvm Stranger: i like games Stranger: wanna play a game? You: go on You: im bored anyway Stranger: alright Stranger: heres how it works Stranger: you are a hot boy. You: lol Stranger: and you do sexual things to me. Stranger: k go! You: lolx2 Stranger: You: COMBO BREAKER! You: mmm... You: hi miss hotass Stranger: huh i dont get it Stranger: did u mean condum breaker? Stranger: hehe thats okay You: XD You: jhahah Stranger: we dont need a condum anyways You: O: You: i have a vasectomy (?) You: so... Stranger: whats a vasectomy Stranger: is that a kind of book You: na Stranger: it sounds really intellectual You: i dont know the name in english Stranger: i like intellectual guys <3 You: m... Stranger: especcially sarcastic ones Stranger: with 6 packs of course hehe Stranger: okay so Stranger: what are you gonna do to me You: fisrt im gonna grab a cake You: then Stranger: oo a cake Stranger: i want some! Stranger: share share share You: im gonn... Stranger: what kinda cake is it? You: mmm.... You: chocolate You: nice choise Stranger: omg chocolate <3_<3 Stranger: can i have a biteee Stranger: D: You: ! You: YES EAT MY CAKE BIATCH! You: lol Stranger: kk Stranger: just pull your pants down Stranger: and stick ur toy in there You: XD You: hahah You: i dont like cyber Stranger: and i'll eat it all up Stranger: ;D You: XDD Stranger: me neither Stranger: i prefer real too Stranger: but im stuck at home tonight Stranger: it sucks >: Stranger: parents took my car You: O: You: thats a shame You: buy a helicopter Stranger: omg thatd be so cool You: or an air ballon Stranger: if i had a helicopter! Stranger: air ballooons are so slow Stranger: wtf Stranger: no You: haha Stranger: helicopter You: helicopter Stranger: goes chopc hopchop and i can fly Stranger: all over the place You: XD Stranger: like into your bedroom Stranger: then i can rape you Stranger: ;D You: O: You: that will be nice You: wait... You: what You: ?! Stranger: inorite Stranger: helicopters are so cool You: welll You: im going to kill my sell You: goodbye Stranger: kk You: BOOM HEADSHOT! Stranger: awww Stranger: thatd suck Stranger: dont do it Stranger: i read that wrong Stranger: i didnt mean kk Stranger: dont kill yourself Stranger: ): You: OMFG THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Stranger: why would u wanna do that? You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Stranger: im so sad Stranger: and i dont even wanna do it Stranger: D: You: WTF! I SEE THE LIGHT! You: D: Stranger: OMG DONT GO THERE. You: this is the end Stranger: hehe nerds are so sexy! <3 Stranger: I LOVE YOU Stranger: MARRY ME. You: myu only friend the end Stranger: huh? You: XD You: a song Stranger: myu only friend? Stranger: howd u know my name was myu Stranger: i dont think i told you that... You: IM A PHISC You: AND IM... You: GOD! You: O: You: well myu You: if that is youe real name You: tyrone You: ill better go Stranger: kk bye dont kill yourself! You: ill try You have disconnected. Si ya se que es terrible crap, pero es para que se rian, un poco de humor... por favor