(Para que los americans aprendan español)
Sometimes you need to say a phrase in Spanish, but you don’t know how to say it. Don’t worry, your problems have finished, if you’re american and you don’t speak Spanish, we’ll be helpful in your learning.
S taz pen the ho = Estás pendejo = You are an asshole.
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipí bien tieso = You have an erection.
Pooh row ped o = Puro pedo = Its all bull shit.
Tell o boy a in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.
S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up.
X L N Tease E mo! = excelentísimo
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
Free hall it toes come web o = frijolitos con huevo = beans and egg
Tack it toes = taquitos = taquitos
Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón = Fat old man.
This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = You're saying dumb things.
As say toon as = Aceitunas = Olives.
Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = Comete los aguacates = Eat the avocados.
The head the star mall less stan dough = Deje de estar molestando = Stop bugging me.
Ball add the pay jazz sad us = Bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
T n s free o = Tienes frío = Are you cold?
WHO AND SEE TO SHAKE AGO N LOWS PAINT ALONE IS--juancito se cago en los pantalones
TABOO N O--ta bueno
TEH ROAM POE L COOL LOW--te rompo el kulo
BOY AS N R--voy a cenar
BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US--viejas arguenderas
KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS--quitate los huaraches
PASS A LASS SHELL ASS--pasa las chelas
S TOY SO LAP ASS--estoy solapas
EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS--ay jalisco no te rajes
A PEST ASS ALL COLE--apestas a alcohol
A KEYS TATOO ONE C'M ON EIGHT--aqui esta tu juan camaney
KIT AT TELL LOSS CAN L LOSS--quitate los canelos
TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ--tengo zapatos italianos
BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O--bigotes de ranchero
S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH--estas bien gordo
SOME US LOSS MASS CHIN GUN S--somos los mas chin gones
LAW S TAZ SUE RAN DOUGH--la estas zurran do
TELL O PRO MET O--te lo prometo
MASS CAR EAT A SAW GRAD AH--mascarita sagrada
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipí bien tieso = You have an erection.
Pooh row ped o = Puro pedo = Its all bull shit.
Tell o boy a in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.
S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up.
X L N Tease E mo! = excelentísimo
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
Free hall it toes come web o = frijolitos con huevo = beans and egg
Tack it toes = taquitos = taquitos
Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón = Fat old man.
This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías = You're saying dumb things.
As say toon as = Aceitunas = Olives.
Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = Comete los aguacates = Eat the avocados.
The head the star mall less stan dough = Deje de estar molestando = Stop bugging me.
Ball add the pay jazz sad us = Bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
T n s free o = Tienes frío = Are you cold?
WHO AND SEE TO SHAKE AGO N LOWS PAINT ALONE IS--juancito se cago en los pantalones
TABOO N O--ta bueno
TEH ROAM POE L COOL LOW--te rompo el kulo
BOY AS N R--voy a cenar
BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US--viejas arguenderas
KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS--quitate los huaraches
PASS A LASS SHELL ASS--pasa las chelas
S TOY SO LAP ASS--estoy solapas
EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS--ay jalisco no te rajes
A PEST ASS ALL COLE--apestas a alcohol
A KEYS TATOO ONE C'M ON EIGHT--aqui esta tu juan camaney
KIT AT TELL LOSS CAN L LOSS--quitate los canelos
TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ--tengo zapatos italianos
BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O--bigotes de ranchero
S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH--estas bien gordo
SOME US LOSS MASS CHIN GUN S--somos los mas chin gones
LAW S TAZ SUE RAN DOUGH--la estas zurran do
TELL O PRO MET O--te lo prometo
MASS CAR EAT A SAW GRAD AH--mascarita sagrada