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Priest
Ugly Baby song
Talk To Me (bueno tmb)
if i were gay
Best Friends Song (Una de las mejores)
Beelz (otra de los mejores,pero no esta en vivo)
(Belzebu)
Grand Father
She Gotta Smile
Lyrics:
Priest
deep in prayer my cross to wear
i kneel upon the floor
temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
but i can not control myself
he rips my soul apart
for one small sheep among my flock has
stolen the shepherd's heart
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
sunday mass or bible class
i catch him in my view
i close my eyes but there he lies
spread eagle on the pew
and when i see him in that frock
my concience goes araye
i'll give him some communion wine thats
spiked with spanish fly
altar boy, altar boy
is it gonna be heaven or hell
you can play my organ all night long
if you promise never to tell
our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd...
oh dear god, the shame no no no
lead us not into temptation
deliver us from sin
we could pretend that he was jesus christ
and i was mary magdalene
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
oh altar boy, oh altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rec...
Ugly Baby song This is for my little girl, wherever she may be tonight.
You think I’d fuckin know where my daughter was tonight, it’s a brand new song I gotta work with these intros a little bit.
Alright here we go.
My lady gives birth today,
I run to her room right away.
She smiles with glee,
Then hands her to me.
I look at my newborn and say
Damn that’s a ugly baby!
Damn that’s a ugly ass baby!
Im feeling quite concerned,
My semen must have turned
Cause damn that’s an ugly baby!
This is just what I feared.
Her head is misshapen and weird
She’s skinny like a twig,
At least her nuts are big.
But her hair color doesn’t match her beard.
Damn that’s a ugly baby!
God damn that’s an ugly ass baby!
I give the doc a smackin’ say,
Can’t ya stuff her back in?
Cause damn that’s a ugly mow mow
And when she smiles im fine,
Shane McGowan comes to mind.
It makes me want to cry,
When I look into her good eye.
I always wanted kids.
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Fuck you its my fuckin’ baby!
Then the doctor calls me in.
Mr. Lynch, she has a twin
Damn thats a good lookin’ baby
1 for 2! On the good lookin’ babies
I almost start to weep,
Now this one we can keep.
Cause that was an ugly ass baby.
*Mark Teich*
damn that’s an ugly ass baby
-Ladys and gentlemen, Mark Teich!
Damn that’s a ugly baby…..
Jus the guys now, damn that’s a ugly baby
Jus the ladies, damn that’s a ugly baby
Jus the people who were ugly babies, dam…
Yeah motha fuckers I got ya!
Yeah well she’s got one good tooth one ear and one eye,
Thank god just one nose but its on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day,
Or powdering her ass with that tail end away
I think I could get a good price on eBay.
On tha…. Jus made that up..Not me!...
I don’t want no ugly baby
I said damn that’s a ugly baby
Damn that’s a ugly baby!
Talk To Me
I came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye
For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad
I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad
if i were gay
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants
its not that i dont care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
coz if i were gay
i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand
we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers
Best Friends Song Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry
Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy
Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheap
Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister
Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister
Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
And Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say it's cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
Yea your sister
Yeaaa
I wanna F your sister
Wanna F her in the A
And just C all over her chin
Well i'd stick my fist in her V
And i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole
It'd be so F'ing great
I'd nail her
I wanna F your sister!
Beelz [(Spoken)
I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Sung)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan!
Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.
Grand Father
When grandfather dies
life will be strange
when grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when grandfather dies
i'll scream and i'll yell
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
so grandfather die
dont keep me in suspense
Oh grandfather cough
up that inheritence
oh grandfather dont
hold on another day
i love you to death
but i've got bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
So let's say we unplug that machine
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how i
wish cavorky N were here
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has vericose veins Oh why dont you die
Oh why must you fight
You old mother f***er just walked toward goddamn light
Walk toward the light old man
walk toward the light old man
Its all over now
My grandad is dead
A mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
before i collect the small overcite
but everything should turn out alright
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
She Gotta Smile
She gotta smile,
Yeah, She gotta smile and
she's flashin' it right at me
She gotta wink, a wink across
the bar and I know that it's meant to be.
She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over
and i know this could be my day.
She got a ... friend,
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?
It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To ruin my F---ing fun!
Well baby baby baby
if it's boots you wanna knock,
Leave your chubbly friend at home
because she's gonna block the cock.
Now I'm afraid of no man,
With any I'll contend,
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend.
(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)
She won't leave her alone,
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
coments while she's suckin' on that
chicken bone.
Well, you may think you've won the
battle but i tend to dis-agree.
See I know you, and your Achelies Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)
Now I know that he's no looker
and he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jager
hey you loose a couple pounds!
Now baby baby baby bring the
evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
and your big fat friend.
El ingles no es muy diicil de entender,intenten...
Priest
Ugly Baby song
Talk To Me (bueno tmb)
if i were gay
Best Friends Song (Una de las mejores)
Beelz (otra de los mejores,pero no esta en vivo)
(Belzebu)
Grand Father
She Gotta Smile
Lyrics:
Priest
deep in prayer my cross to wear
i kneel upon the floor
temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
but i can not control myself
he rips my soul apart
for one small sheep among my flock has
stolen the shepherd's heart
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
sunday mass or bible class
i catch him in my view
i close my eyes but there he lies
spread eagle on the pew
and when i see him in that frock
my concience goes araye
i'll give him some communion wine thats
spiked with spanish fly
altar boy, altar boy
is it gonna be heaven or hell
you can play my organ all night long
if you promise never to tell
our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd...
oh dear god, the shame no no no
lead us not into temptation
deliver us from sin
we could pretend that he was jesus christ
and i was mary magdalene
altar boy, altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rectory
oh altar boy, oh altar boy
confess your sins to me
you will find the grace of god
inside my rec...
Ugly Baby song This is for my little girl, wherever she may be tonight.
You think I’d fuckin know where my daughter was tonight, it’s a brand new song I gotta work with these intros a little bit.
Alright here we go.
My lady gives birth today,
I run to her room right away.
She smiles with glee,
Then hands her to me.
I look at my newborn and say
Damn that’s a ugly baby!
Damn that’s a ugly ass baby!
Im feeling quite concerned,
My semen must have turned
Cause damn that’s an ugly baby!
This is just what I feared.
Her head is misshapen and weird
She’s skinny like a twig,
At least her nuts are big.
But her hair color doesn’t match her beard.
Damn that’s a ugly baby!
God damn that’s an ugly ass baby!
I give the doc a smackin’ say,
Can’t ya stuff her back in?
Cause damn that’s a ugly mow mow
And when she smiles im fine,
Shane McGowan comes to mind.
It makes me want to cry,
When I look into her good eye.
I always wanted kids.
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Fuck you its my fuckin’ baby!
Then the doctor calls me in.
Mr. Lynch, she has a twin
Damn thats a good lookin’ baby
1 for 2! On the good lookin’ babies
I almost start to weep,
Now this one we can keep.
Cause that was an ugly ass baby.
*Mark Teich*
damn that’s an ugly ass baby
-Ladys and gentlemen, Mark Teich!
Damn that’s a ugly baby…..
Jus the guys now, damn that’s a ugly baby
Jus the ladies, damn that’s a ugly baby
Jus the people who were ugly babies, dam…
Yeah motha fuckers I got ya!
Yeah well she’s got one good tooth one ear and one eye,
Thank god just one nose but its on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day,
Or powdering her ass with that tail end away
I think I could get a good price on eBay.
On tha…. Jus made that up..Not me!...
I don’t want no ugly baby
I said damn that’s a ugly baby
Damn that’s a ugly baby!
Talk To Me
I came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye
For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad
I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad
if i were gay
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you'd be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants
its not that i dont care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
coz if i were gay
i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand
we've never hugged
we've never kissed
i've never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers
Best Friends Song Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry
Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy
Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheap
Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister
Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister
Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
And Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say it's cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
Yea your sister
Yeaaa
I wanna F your sister
Wanna F her in the A
And just C all over her chin
Well i'd stick my fist in her V
And i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole
It'd be so F'ing great
I'd nail her
I wanna F your sister!
Beelz [(Spoken)
I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Sung)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan!
Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.
Grand Father
When grandfather dies
life will be strange
when grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when grandfather dies
i'll scream and i'll yell
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
so grandfather die
dont keep me in suspense
Oh grandfather cough
up that inheritence
oh grandfather dont
hold on another day
i love you to death
but i've got bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
So let's say we unplug that machine
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how i
wish cavorky N were here
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has vericose veins Oh why dont you die
Oh why must you fight
You old mother f***er just walked toward goddamn light
Walk toward the light old man
walk toward the light old man
Its all over now
My grandad is dead
A mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
before i collect the small overcite
but everything should turn out alright
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
She Gotta Smile
She gotta smile,
Yeah, She gotta smile and
she's flashin' it right at me
She gotta wink, a wink across
the bar and I know that it's meant to be.
She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over
and i know this could be my day.
She got a ... friend,
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?
It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To ruin my F---ing fun!
Well baby baby baby
if it's boots you wanna knock,
Leave your chubbly friend at home
because she's gonna block the cock.
Now I'm afraid of no man,
With any I'll contend,
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend.
(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)
She won't leave her alone,
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
coments while she's suckin' on that
chicken bone.
Well, you may think you've won the
battle but i tend to dis-agree.
See I know you, and your Achelies Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)
Now I know that he's no looker
and he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jager
hey you loose a couple pounds!
Now baby baby baby bring the
evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
and your big fat friend.