Gastale una broma a tus amigos

Les dejo este codigo para que peguen en el notepad y ponga el nombre que quieras pero que acabe en .bat

@echo off
:menu
echo 1. Acelerar ordenador
echo 2. Acelerar Internet
set /p var=Que es lo que quieres acelerar? Pon el numero 1 o 2
if %var%==1 (goto goo)
if %var%==2 (goto wiki)
if %var%=="" (goto menu)
if not exist %var% (cls
goto menu)

:goo
TITLE MUAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
msg * PICASTE!
msg * CAISTE EN LA TRAAAMPAAA
msg * PODIAS HABER ELEGIDO ACELERAR INTERNET...
msg * PERO TE SALDRIA LO MISMO!!
msg * Y AHORA....
msg * ADIOS.........
msg * ...
msg * ....
msg * ......
msg * .......
msg * TROJAN DETECTED!!
msg * TROJAN HORSE/Win32 -k/GENERIC
msg * MUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAA
msg * ESE ES EL ANTI VIRUS DE WINDOWS...
msg * TE EXPLICARE ESO...
msg * UN ANTIVIRUS, VIENE INTEGRADO CON WINDOWS AUNQUE PAREZCA MENTIRA...
msg * HAY VIRUS QUE LOS ANTIVIRUS NORMALES NO PUEDEN ELIMINAR...
msg * PERO EL ANTIVIRUS DE WINDOWS A MI ME RESVALAN...
msg * ANTI-VIR WINDOWS DELETING......
msg * ANTI-VIR WINDOWS DELETED........
msg * ENJOY YOUR NEW TROJAN!
msg * MUAJAJAJAJAJA
msg * Y AHORA QUE ESTAS TOTALMENTE DESPROTEGIDO...
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS...
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS....
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS.....
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS......
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS.......
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS........
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS.........
msg * WINDOWS FORMATEADO!
pause
echo 000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000
pause
msg * ESTO ES UNA BROMA!!!
msg * YA PUEDES DECIRLE CUATRO PALABRITAS AL QUE TE LO ENVIO!!
pause
exit

:wiki
TITLE MUAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
msg * PICASTE!
msg * CAISTE EN LA TRAAAMPAAA
msg * PODIAS HABER ELEGIDO ACELERAR ORDENADOR...
msg * PERO TE SALDRIA LO MISMO!!
msg * Y AHORA....
msg * ADIOS.........
msg * ...
msg * ....
msg * ......
msg * .......
msg * TROJAN DETECTED!!
msg * TROJAN HORSE/Win32 -k/GENERIC
msg * MUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAA
msg * ESE ES EL ANTI VIRUS DE WINDOWS...
msg * TE EXPLICARE ESO...
msg * UN ANTIVIRUS, VIENE INTEGRADO CON WINDOWS AUNQUE PAREZCA MENTIRA...
msg * HAY VIRUS QUE LOS ANTIVIRUS NORMALES NO PUEDEN ELIMINAR...
msg * PERO EL ANTIVIRUS DE WINDOWS A MI ME RESVALAN...
msg * ANTI-VIR WINDOWS DELETING......
msg * ANTI-VIR WINDOWS DELETED........
msg * ENJOY YOUR NEW TROJAN!
msg * MUAJAJAJAJAJA
msg * Y AHORA QUE ESTAS TOTALMENTE DESPROTEGIDO...
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS...
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS....
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS.....
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS......
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS.......
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS........
msg * FORMATING WINDOWS.........
msg * WINDOWS FORMATEADO!
echo 000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000000101011000001101010101010111000010101010000
pause
msg * ESTO ES UNA BROMA!!!
msg * YA PUEDES DECIRLE CUATRO PALABRITAS AL QUE TE LO ENVIO!!
pause
exit

se lo mandas a un amigo ( o no tan amigo) y ...
Comentar es agradecer, pero mejor si dejas algun puntillo no?¿ ^.^